Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I Hate You, Sharpie

If you have kids or even if you ever want kids, do yourself this favor:

Get rid of every permanent marker you own.  Every one of them.  Put them way, way, way up high.  So high, in fact, that you yourself need a ladder to get them.  Buy a very expensive safe and put them in there.  Don't ever tell a single person the combination.  Doing so will save you time and money on repainting walls, trying to get marker off finished flooring, baseboards, doors, toys, bedding, rugs, cute little wooden toy bins, children, and animals. 

Meet my enemy: 

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